When I was in high school, I was pretty quiet when I wasn't with my friends. The high school’s wrestling coach also taught geometry. This led to a lot of wrestlers missing class and interrupting our class to hang out and stay out of trouble. One day, seven wrestlers burst in shouting about new wrestling uniforms, and how thrilled they were. When they grabbed the uniforms, the whole class started giving them side glances. Even without what I mention next, the suits appeared comical. I mean, it’s tight royal blue Spandex with a suspender style top. Already pretty funny. But the wrestlers took the uniforms and ran out to change in the bathroom, and came back to display them. Which, is also hysterical because Spandex hides NOTHING; you could see everything. Regardless, we reside in a town called Ocean City. It’s commonly abbreviated as “OC”. On the back of the Spandex uniform, it has Ocean City Men in large letters. Except… they used the abbreviation. On the back, it states OC MEN. Which isn’t too bad, but then I sound it out in my head. OC MEN. Oh—semen. I was close to spitting out my drink. I looked around in a panic, trying to find out who I can tell, because I didn’t have any friends to tell in this class. I looked at the girl sitting next to me, and I had no idea who she was and had never talked to her before. I told her what I found and we both started laughing. The whole time she saw me as the quiet teacher’s pet who was shy as hell. The first words out of my mouth were “It says oh semen.” We’ve been best friends for seven years now.