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My sister, mother, and I were waiting in a queue at the Sam’s Club food court. The entire time I was waiting, I was practicing in my head what my order would be “one slice of cheese pizza please”, my mind was continuously shouting at me. As we got up to the counter to pay, I got distracted by his good looks so instead of asking for the pizza, I confidently said “one popcorn please”, which SAMs Club food court has doesn’t offer. As soon as I realized my mistake, I screamed out “noooo”, drawing the attention of 50 people. Mortified, I fled and my mom and sister had to deliver to me the pizza slice from my hiding spot in the cold section. To this day, I beg people to do the ordering for me when anyone vaguely attractive is at the register.