My sibling, mother, and I were standing in a long line at the Sam’s Club café. The entire time I was waiting, I was mentally rehearsing what my order would be “one slice of cheese pizza please”, my mind was continuously shouting at me. When we got up to the counter to pay, I got distracted by his cuteness so rather than requesting the pizza, I confidently said “one popcorn please”, which SAMs Club café has none of. As soon as I noticed my mistake, I shouted out “noooo”, so loudly that 50 people looked at me. Mortified, I ran away and my mom and sister had to deliver to me the slice of pizza from my finding place in the frozen food aisle. To this day, I plead with people to make my order when anyone vaguely attractive is working the cash register.