When I was in second grade, I told everyone that I was going to leave school to move to Hollywood to be Megan's cousin from Vermont on Drake and Josh. At first, I just shared this with my best friend, but then the whole school learned about it. I had people approaching me for my autograph and a teacher even wanted a picture with me. When I arrived on the first day of school in third grade, I told everyone that the show was ending after the season (even though I had no idea when it was ending), and so they wouldn’t need me. AND THE SHOW ENDED AFTER THAT SEASON AND EVERYONE BELIEVED ME FOR YEARS UNTIL ABOUT SIXTH GRADE BUT NOW MY BEST FRIEND WILL NEVER LET ME FORGET ABOUT IT AND I’M SO ANGRY.