One time a long time ago in 6th grade math class, I felt an urgent need to fart. Me being the goof that I am, decided that it would be silent. Shockingly, it wasn’t. The only person lecturing was the teacher, and she was halted by freaking loud farts. She said she was disappointed I couldn’t control it and proceeded to tell a story of how she taught a celebrity athlete who did nearly the same thing.