I have decided to stay anonymous to protect my identity from the ridicule. Last night, I got hungry and chose to make some ramen. I took out the various packets from the bowl, added the spice mix and vegetables, then put the bowl in the microwave. After about a short while or two, I noticed something was wrong. A awful burning smell had saturated my kitchen. I swung open the door to my microwave and…behold…I had forgotten to add water. There was some smoke coming from the bowl. Not wanting to waste the ramen, I went to the sink and put in water, which filled the room with acrid smoke for several seconds. I then placed the bowl again in the microwave and cooked it for two more minutes before attempting to eat it. Well…It went okay for a little while, until I found a mass of blackened noodles which had become some sort of strange crystalline substance yet seen in nature by humankind. I had a second thoughts.