So to begin my story I should tell you that I work at a med spa as receptionist and my job involves mostly computer and customer service duties. Nonetheless, I am also there to help the working technician, obviously not with the lasers as I am not certified, but with well… assisting shaving clients to prepare them for their treatment. So this particular Saturday I was asked to assist in shaving a client’s back, which was fine, it’s part of my job and I just needed to be professional and it’s something I’ve regrettably had to do before as well so no big deal right? Wrong. So I do the usual: I put on my gloves, grab a razor, and begin assisting the tech, however, much to my shock (and displeasure) the tech suddenly lowers the client’s pants and underwear, to which I am greeted with a hairy behind. It is all I can do in my power to keep from laughing from sheer shock. I’ll spare you the details but let’s just say it was not totally consistently colored… Striving to remain professional, I then had to proceed and hold the client’s glute taut to shave it. I finished as thoroughly and quickly as I possibly could and rushed the hell out of the room. Later, when I had to set up the client’s next appointment, neither of us could look the other in the eye because of that awkward encounter. I will probably never be able to live down the moment I stared at the mottled butt up close.