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I have decided to remain anonymous to shield my identity from the ridicule. The previous night, I got hungry and chose to make some ramen. I removed the various packets from the bowl, included the seasoning and vegetables, then put the bowl in the microwave. After about a short while or two, I understood something was wrong. A terrible burning smell had filled my kitchen. I swung open the door to my microwave and…low and behold…I had neglected to include water. There was some smoke emanating from the bowl. Not wanting to throw away the ramen, I went to the sink and added water, which filled the room with acrid smoke for several seconds. I then returned the bowl again in the microwave and cooked it for two more minutes before attempting to eat it. Well…It went okay for a little while, until I encountered a globule of blackened noodles which had transformed into some sort of peculiar crystalline substance yet seen in nature by humankind. I had a change of heart.