One time back in the day in sixth grade math class, I felt an urgent need to fart. Me being the fool that I am, assumed that it would be quiet. Big surprise, it wasn’t. The only person talking was the teacher, and she was halted by booming explosive farts. She said she was disappointed I couldn’t hold it in and proceeded to tell a story of how she instructed a well-known sports figure who did almost the exact same thing.