In second grade, I told everyone that I was going to leave school to move to Hollywood to play Megan’s cousin from Vermont on Drake and Josh. At first, I just told my best friend, but then the whole school found out. I had people coming up to me and asking me for my autograph and a teacher even requested a photo with me. When I showed up on the first day of school in third grade, I announced that the show was going off the air after the season finished (even though I had no clue about its actual ending), and so they wouldn’t need me. AND THE SHOW ENDED AFTER THAT SEASON AND EVERYONE BELIEVED ME UNTIL AROUND SIXTH GRADE BUT NOW MY BEST FRIEND WILL NEVER LET ME FORGET ABOUT IT AND I’M SO ANGRY.