So to start my tale I should let you know that I work at a health spa as receptionist and my job entails mostly administrative and customer service related tasks. Nonetheless, I am also there to assist the working technician, definitely not with the lasers as I am not certified, but with well… helping shaving clients to ready them for their procedure. So this specific Saturday I was asked to assist in shaving a client’s back, which was fine, it’s part of my job and I just needed to be businesslike and it’s something I’ve sadly had to do before as well so no big deal right? Incorrect. So I do the usual: I put on my gloves, grab a razor, and begin helping the technician, however, much to my surprise (and displeasure) the tech suddenly pulls down the client’s pants and underwear, to which I am greeted with a furry posterior. It is all I can do in my power to hold back my chuckles from sheer shock. I’ll spare you the details but let’s just say it was not totally consistently colored… Maintaining professionalism, I then had to proceed and hold the client’s glute firm to shave it. I wrapped up as thoroughly and swiftly as I could and rushed the hell out of the room. Later, when I had to set up the client’s next appointment, neither of us could make eye contact because of that embarrassing encounter. I will probably never be able to overcome the moment I stared at the multicolored butt in detail.