So when I was about 9 years old, I visited an aquarium, and it was quite an entertaining trip. Then, all of a sudden, I saw these jellyfish without tentacles floating in the water and thought, “oh cool.”. The next day at school, the teacher asked us what we had done over the weekend. Now normally I never raise my hand. But I did this time. I fucking did it this time. The worst possible time. So, I raised my hand, and everyone was clearly surprised to see it. The teacher said “yes?” and after confirming she called on me, I said “I saw this jellyfish in the aquarium, and I thought it was really cool because it didn’t have any -testacles-.. Then, the classroom erupted with laughter, and I had no clue what was going on. I begged my friend to explain what was so funny because even THE TEACHER WAS LAUGHING, AND I WAS THINKING WTF. Eventually, my friend explained it to me (it literally took 2 hours of convincing), and of course, I was pretty embarrassed. But the thing is, the damn teacher then asked if she could share the story with the other teachers, and that’s how I ended up switching schools.