So my health teacher is obsessed with exercise. She’s done ironman triathlons and talks about hitting the YMCA at 5:00am. Yeah, she’s a bit intense. We were assigned a project to pick a health goal to follow for a month. Things like drinking water or doing squats. To stay motivated, we talked about physical rewards. She then told us about her obsession with sporting goods, where she goes to a store and buys gear like they were books. During this, she suddenly says, “I really like Dick’s”. After realizing what she said, she blushed and in a quieter voice said, “please don’t tell your parents.”