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I have decided to remain anonymous to shield my identity from the foolishness. The previous night, I got hungry and opted to make some ramen. I took out the various packets from the bowl, added the flavor and vegetables, then put the bowl in the microwave. After about a minute or two, I noticed something was wrong. A awful burning smell had saturated my kitchen. I swung open the door to my microwave and…low and behold…I had failed to put in water. There was some smoke emanating from the bowl. Not wanting to discard the ramen, I went to the sink and poured in water, which filled the air with acrid smoke for several seconds. I then put the bowl back in the microwave and cooked it for two more minutes before attempting to eat it. Well…It went okay for a little while, until I discovered a globule of blackened noodles which had become some sort of bizarre crystalline substance yet seen in nature by humankind. I had a change of mind.