So to start my tale I should inform you that I work at a Medical Spa as receptionist and my job includes mostly computer-related and customer-related tasks. However, I am also there to help the on-duty technician, clearly not with the lasers as I am not certified, but with well… helping shaving clients to prepare them for their treatment. So this particular Saturday I was asked to help shave a client’s back, which was fine, it’s part of my job and I just needed to be professional about it and it’s something I’ve regrettably had to do before as well so no big deal right? Wrong. So I do the usual: I put on my gloves, grab a razor, and begin assisting the tech, however, much to my astonishment (and displeasure) the tech suddenly removes the client’s pants and underwear, to which I am greeted with a hairy behind. It is all I can do in my power to keep from laughing from sheer shock. I’ll spare you the details but let’s just say it was not totally normal colored… Trying to stay professional, I then had to go on to hold the client’s glute tight to shave it. I completed the task as quickly and thoroughly as possible and hurried the hell out of the room. Subsequently, when I had to set up the client’s next appointment, neither of us could face each other because of that embarrassing encounter. I will probably never be able to live down the moment I saw the variegated butt right in the crack.