I have decided to remain anonymous to safeguard my identity from the foolishness. Yesterday evening, I became hungry and chose to make some ramen. I took out the various packets from the bowl, put in the spice mix and dried vegetables, then put the bowl in the microwave. After about a minute or two, I noticed something was wrong. A awful burning smell had saturated my kitchen. I unlatched the door to my microwave and…behold…I had forgotten to add water. There was some smoke coming from the bowl. Not wanting to throw away the ramen, I went to the sink and added water, which engulfed the room with acrid smoke for several seconds. I then put the bowl once more in the microwave and cooked it for two more minutes before attempting to eat it. Well…It went okay for a little while, until I encountered a globule of blackened noodles which had turned into some sort of strange crystalline substance never before seen. I had a change of mind.