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My sister, mom, and I were waiting in a long line at the Sam’s Club food court. The entire time I was waiting, I was mentally rehearsing what my order would be “one slice of cheese pizza please”, my mind was continuously yelling at me. As we got up to the counter to pay, I got distracted by his cuteness so rather than asking for the pizza, I assertively said “one popcorn please”, which SAMs Club café has none of. Once I realized my mistake, I shouted out “noooo”, loud enough for 50 people to look at me. Ashamed, I fled and my mom and sister had to bring me the slice of pizza from my refuge in the frozen food aisle. To this day, I beg people to order for me when anyone remotely attractive is working the cash register.