So to kick off my story I should tell you that I work at a Medical Spa as front desk and my job includes mostly computer and customer-related tasks. That said, I am also there to assist the on shift technician, definitely not with the lasers as I am not certified, but with well… aiding in shaving clients to ready them for their procedure. So this certain Saturday I was asked to help shave a client’s back, which was fine, it’s part of my job and I just needed to be professional and it’s something I’ve regrettably had to do before as well so no big deal right? Incorrect. So I do the usual: I put on my gloves, grab a razor, and begin supporting the tech, however, much to my shock (and displeasure) the tech suddenly removes the client’s pants and underwear, to which I am greeted with a furry posterior. It is all I can do in my power to keep from laughing from sheer shock. I’ll spare you the details but let’s just say it was not totally consistently colored… Maintaining professionalism, I then had to go on to hold the client’s glute firm to shave it. I completed the task as quickly and thoroughly as possible and rushed the hell out of the room. Subsequently, when I had to book the client’s next appointment, neither of us could look the other in the eye because of that traumatizing encounter. I will probably never be able to live down the moment I stared at the mottled butt in detail.