So to kick off my story I should let you know that I work at a med spa as front desk and my job entails mostly computer-related and customer service related tasks. Nonetheless, I am also there to assist the working technician, obviously not with the lasers as I am not certified, but with well… helping shaving clients to prepare them for their treatment. So this specific Saturday I was asked to help with shaving a client’s back, which was fine, it’s part of my job and I just needed to be businesslike and it’s something I’ve sadly had to do before as well so no big deal right? Incorrect. So I do the usual: I put on my gloves, grab a razor, and begin helping the technician, however, much to my astonishment (and displeasure) the tech suddenly removes the client’s pants and underwear, to which I am greeted with a hairy behind. It is all I can do in my power to keep from laughing from sheer shock. I’ll spare you the details but let’s just say it was not totally consistently colored… Maintaining professionalism, I then had to proceed and hold the client’s butt cheek firm to shave it. I completed the task as quickly and thoroughly as possible and rushed the hell out of the room. Afterwards, when I had to book the client’s next appointment, neither of us could look the other in the eye because of that traumatizing encounter. I will probably never be able to forget the moment I saw the mottled butt in detail.