So when I was around 9, I went to this aquarium thing and it was a pretty amusing trip overall. But then I suddenly noticed these jellyfish without any tentacles floating around in the water and thought, “oh cool.”. The following day at school, the teacher inquired about our weekend activities. Now normally I never raise my hand. But I did this time. I fucking did it this time. The worst possible time. So I raised my hand and everyone was obviously shocked to see my hand up in the air so the teacher said “yes?” and after confirming the fact that she picked me I said “I saw this jelly fish in the aquarium and I thought it was really cool because it didn’t have any -testacles-.. Then, the classroom erupted with laughter, and I had no clue what was going on. I begged my friend to explain what was so funny because even THE TEACHER WAS LAUGHING, AND I WAS THINKING WTF. Eventually, my friend explained it to me (it literally took 2 hours of convincing), and of course, I was pretty embarrassed. But the thing is, the damn teacher then asked if she could share the story with the other teachers, and that’s how I ended up switching schools.