So to kick off my story I should tell you that I work at a health spa as receptionist and my job entails mostly computer and customer service duties. However, I am also there to help the on shift technician, obviously not with the lasers as I am not certified, but with well… aiding in shaving clients to prepare them for their treatment. So this certain Saturday I was asked to help with shaving a client’s back, which was fine, it’s part of my job and I just needed to be professional and it’s something I’ve regrettably had to do before as well so no big deal right? Not quite. So I do the usual: I put on my gloves, grab a razor, and begin helping the technician, however, much to my surprise (and displeasure) the tech suddenly lowers the client’s pants and underwear, to which I am greeted with a furry posterior. It is all I can do in my power to keep from laughing from sheer shock. I’ll spare you the details but let’s just say it was not totally evenly colored… Trying to stay professional, I then had to continue and hold the client’s butt cheek firm to shave it. I wrapped up as thoroughly and swiftly as I could and booked it the hell out of the room. Later, when I had to book the client’s next appointment, neither of us could face each other because of that awkward encounter. I will probably never be able to overcome the moment I looked at the variegated butt in detail.