I have a friend who I’ve known since I was very little. One day, when he was six, I was at his house when he got this awful abdominal pain. I mean, he was squirming in agony. So, his mom rushed him to the doctor, where the doctor quickly advised her to take him to the ER. She worried it was something along the lines of an intestinal rupture. About halfway to the hospital, my friend suddenly let rip the loudest, most powerful fart any of us had ever heard. I could have sworn he levitated. We thought the upholstery in the car seat had ripped. After a good 30 seconds of epic farting, he looked at his mom and said, “I feel all better now!”