One time in my chemistry class, while the teacher was talking, this guy suddenly asked, “Does anyone have any lotion?” The teacher paused as some girl passed him some lotion. The guy proceeds to slowly rub the lotion on his face as the whole class looked on in bewilderment. The teacher asks him what he’s doing, and he responds with “I forgot to moisturize this morning” and puts even more on his face. The teacher asks him to go to the hall to finish his moisturizing because he’s being a distraction, and after about 10 minutes he still hasn’t come back in. So someone opens the door to check and he’s still smearing lotion all over his face. He finally comes back in and hands the girl her lotion, and he’s used up half of it. Now people call him lotion boy.