In second grade, I told everyone that I was moving to Hollywood before the next semester to be Megan's cousin from Vermont on Drake and Josh. At first, I just mentioned it to my best friend, but then the whole school knew. I had people approaching me for my autograph and a teacher even requested a photo with me. When I arrived on the first day of school in third grade, I told everyone that the show was going off the air after the season finished (even though I had no clue about its actual ending), and so they wouldn’t need me. AND THE SHOW ENDED AFTER THAT SEASON AND EVERYONE BELIEVED ME UNTIL AROUND SIXTH GRADE BUT NOW MY BEST FRIEND WILL NEVER LET ME FORGET ABOUT IT AND I’M SO ANGRY.