So I have this health teacher who is really insane about exercise. She has completed ironman triathlons and mentions going to the YMCA at 5:00am. Yeah, she’s crazy. We were assigned a project to pick a health goal to follow for a month. Examples include drinking more water or doing squats. For that, you need some motivation, so we were talking about physical things to reward ourselves with. She decided to tell us about her sporting goods fetish, where she goes into a store and buys a bunch of gear like they were books. In the middle of this, she suddenly goes, “I really like Dick’s”. After realizing what she said, she blushed and in a quieter voice said, “please don’t tell your parents.”