One time back in the day in 6th grade math class, I felt an urgent need to fart. Me being the goof that I am, assumed that it would be inaudible. Shockingly, it wasn’t. The only person speaking was the teacher, and she was cut off by freaking explosive farts. She said she was upset I couldn’t control it and continued to tell a story of how she instructed a well-known sports figure who did something similar.