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My sister, mother, and I were waiting in a queue at the Sam’s Club food court. The entire time I was waiting, I was practicing in my head what my request would be “one slice of cheese pizza please”, my mind was continuously yelling at me. As we got up to the cashier to pay, I got thrown off by his good looks so rather than asking for the pizza, I assertively said “one popcorn please”, which SAMs Club food court has doesn’t offer. Once I understood my mistake, I screamed out “noooo”, so loudly that 50 people looked at me. Embarrassed, I ran away and my mom and sister had to bring me the slice of pizza from my refuge in the cold section. To this day, I beg people to do the ordering for me when anyone vaguely attractive is working the cash register.