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So my health teacher is obsessed with exercise. This woman has done ironman triathlons, and talks about going to the YMCA at 5:00am. She’s really intense. Basically, we have this project to pick a health goal to do for a month. Things like drinking water or doing squats. To stay motivated, we talked about physical rewards. She decided to tell us about her sporting goods fetish, where she goes into a store and buys a bunch of gear like they were books. In the middle of this story, she suddenly says, “I really like Dick’s”. After realizing what she said, she blushed and in a quieter voice said, “please don’t tell your parents.”