I have a friend who I’ve known from a young age. One day, when he was six, I was at his house when he got this terrible stomachache. I mean, he was twisting in pain. So, his mom took him to the doctor’s office, where the doctor immediately told her to take him to the ER. She was afraid it might be something along the lines of an intestinal rupture. About halfway to the hospital, my friend suddenly released the loudest, most powerful fart we've ever heard. I honestly thought he levitated. We thought the seat upholstery had split. After a good 30 seconds of non-stop farting, he looked at his mom and said, “I feel all better now!”