So to kick off my story I should let you know that I work at a Medical Spa as front desk and my job entails mostly computer-related and customer-related tasks. However, I am also there to support the on-duty technician, clearly not with the lasers as I am not certified, but with well… assisting shaving clients to prepare them for their treatment. So this specific Saturday I was asked to help shave a client’s back, which was fine, it’s part of my job and I just needed to be professional and it’s something I’ve regrettably had to do before as well so no big deal right? Wrong. So I do the usual: I put on my gloves, grab a razor, and begin helping the technician, however, much to my astonishment (and displeasure) the tech suddenly lowers the client’s pants and underwear, to which I am greeted with a furry posterior. It is all I can do in my power to hold back my chuckles from sheer shock. I’ll spare you the details but let’s just say it was not totally evenly colored… Striving to remain professional, I then had to proceed and hold the client’s glute taut to shave it. I finished as thoroughly and quickly as I possibly could and booked it the hell out of the room. Later, when I had to set up the client’s next appointment, neither of us could make eye contact because of that awkward encounter. I will probably never be able to overcome the moment I looked at the variegated butt in detail.