One time a long time ago in middle school math class, I felt an urgent need to fart. Me being the fool that I am, thought that it would be inaudible. Shockingly, it wasn’t. The only person lecturing was the teacher, and she was halted by thunderous explosive farts. She said she was let down I couldn’t control it and continued to tell a story of how she instructed a well-known sports figure who did something similar.