So to kick off my story I should inform you that I work at a health spa as front desk and my job includes mostly administrative and customer service duties. That said, I am also there to support the working technician, obviously not with the lasers as I am not certified, but with well… assisting shaving clients to prepare them for their treatment. So this particular Saturday I was asked to assist in shaving a client’s back, which was fine, it’s part of my job and I just needed to be professional about it and it’s something I’ve regrettably had to do before as well so no big deal right? Wrong. So I do the usual: I put on my gloves, grab a razor, and begin supporting the tech, however, much to my surprise (and displeasure) the tech suddenly lowers the client’s pants and underwear, to which I am greeted with a furry posterior. It is all I can do in my power to restrain my laughter from sheer shock. I’ll spare you the details but let’s just say it was not totally consistently colored… Maintaining professionalism, I then had to proceed and hold the client’s butt cheek firm to shave it. I completed the task as quickly and thoroughly as possible and rushed the hell out of the room. Afterwards, when I had to set up the client’s next appointment, neither of us could look the other in the eye because of that embarrassing encounter. I will probably never be able to live down the moment I saw the multicolored butt right in the crack.