A few weeks ago, my pals and I were sitting on this cement-like platform (which we called). It’s basically the steps up to the portable (a classroom that no one uses). This odd replacement French teacher comes up to us and says, “you ought not to sit on this ground, it’s too cold and it’s bad for your ovaries.” I asked her how that is and she said that if students sit on cold ground their ovaries will freeze and that we won’t be able to bear children. Now it’s an inside joke between us about not sitting on cold ground.