During my high school years, I was quite shy when I wasn't with my friends. The high school’s wrestling coach was my geometry teacher. This led to a lot of wrestlers cutting class and barging into our classroom to hang out and stay out of trouble. One day, seven wrestlers entered shouting about new wrestling uniforms, and how excited they were. When they grabbed the uniforms, the whole class began to eye them suspiciously. Even without what I describe next, the suits seemed funny. I mean, it’s skin-tight royal blue Spandex with a top that looks like suspenders. Absolutely funny already. But the wrestlers took the uniforms and ran out to change in the bathroom, and came back to model them. Which, is equally hilarious because Spandex shows everything; you could see everything. Anyway, we are from a town called Ocean City. It’s usually shortened as “OC”. On the back of the Spandex uniform, it has Ocean City Men in large letters. Except… they used the abbreviation. On the back, it states OC MEN. Which isn’t awful, but then I pronounce it in my mind. OC MEN. Oh—semen. I almost spit out the water I was drinking. I looked around frantically, trying to figure out who to tell, because I didn’t have any friends to tell in this class. I looked at the girl sitting next to me, and I had no idea who she was and had never talked to her before. I told her what I found and we both cracked up. The whole time she thought of me as the quiet teacher’s pet who was very reserved. The first words out of my mouth were “It says oh semen.” We’ve been best friends for seven years now.