During my high school years, I was rather reserved when I wasn't with my friends. The high school’s wrestling coach was my geometry teacher. This led to a lot of wrestlers cutting class and barging into our classroom to hang out and avoid trouble. One day, seven wrestlers come in yelling about new wrestling uniforms, and how enthusiastic they were. When they went over to get the uniforms, the whole class began to eye them suspiciously. Even without what I describe next, the suits seemed funny. I mean, it’s tight royal blue Spandex with a suspender style top. Absolutely funny already. But the wrestlers snatched the uniforms and hurried out to go change in the bathroom, and came back to show them off. Which, is equally hilarious because Spandex reveals everything; you could see everything. Regardless, we reside in a town called Ocean City. It’s usually shortened as “OC”. On the back of the Spandex uniform, it has Ocean City Men in large letters. Except… they chose the abbreviation. On the back, it says OC MEN. Which isn’t too bad, but then I pronounce it in my mind. OC MEN. Oh—semen. I almost spit out the water I was drinking. I looked around in a panic, trying to see who I could tell, because I didn’t have any friends to tell in this class. I turn to the girl next to me, and I had no idea who she was and had never talked to her before. I shared my discovery with her and we both started laughing. The whole time she thought of me as the quiet teacher’s pet who was shy as hell. The first words out of my mouth were “It says oh semen.” We’ve been best friends for the past seven years.