During my high school years, I was rather reserved when I wasn't with my friends. The high school’s wrestling coach was also the geometry teacher. This caused a lot of wrestlers missing class and coming into our classroom to hang out and not get in trouble. One day, seven wrestlers burst in yelling about new wrestling uniforms, and how enthusiastic they were. When they went over to get the uniforms, the whole class started giving them side glances. Even without what I say next, the suits look funny. I mean, it’s skin-tight royal blue Spandex with a top that looks like suspenders. Already pretty funny. But the wrestlers took the uniforms and hurried out to go change in the bathroom, and come back to model them. Which, is also quite funny because Spandex shows everything; you could notice every detail. Anyway, we are from a town called Ocean City. It’s often abbreviated as “OC”. On the back of the Spandex uniform, it has Ocean City Men in large letters. Except… they used the abbreviation. On the back, it reads OC MEN. Which isn’t too bad, but then I sound it out in my head. OC MEN. Oh—semen. I almost spit out the water I was drinking. I looked around in a panic, trying to find out who I can tell, because I didn’t have any friends to tell in this class. I looked at the girl sitting next to me, and I had no idea who she was and had never talked to her before. I whispered to her what I noticed and we both cracked up. The whole time she thought of me as the quiet teacher’s pet who was extremely shy. The first words out of my mouth were “It says oh semen.” We’ve been best friends for the past seven years.