A few weeks ago, me and my friends were hanging out on this cement-like platform (which we called). It’s basically the steps up to the portable (a classroom that no one uses). This odd replacement French teacher comes up to us and says, “you ought not to sit on this ground, it’s too cold and it’s bad for your ovaries.” I asked her why that’s the case and she said that if children sit on cold ground their ovaries will freeze and that we won’t be able to conceive children. Now it’s an inside joke between us about not sitting on cold ground.