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My sibling, mom, and I were waiting in a queue at the Sam’s Club café. The whole time I was waiting, I was repeating to myself what my order would be “one slice of cheese pizza please”, my mind was continuously shouting at me. When we approached the cashier to pay, I got distracted by his cuteness so rather than requesting the pizza, I confidently said “one popcorn please”, which SAMs Club food court has doesn’t offer. Once I noticed my mistake, I screamed out “noooo”, so loudly that 50 people looked at me. Mortified, I ran away and my mom and sister had to deliver to me the pizza slice from my refuge in the frozen food aisle. To this day, I ask people to do the ordering for me when anyone vaguely attractive is at the counter.