When I was about 5 or 6, my mom and stepdad bought my sister and I bikes for Easter. After church, they asked, “Do you want to learn how to ride them?” And I was like, “Duh??”. I finally got the hang of it and was riding around the circle, showing off. My mom said, “Say cheese,” so I looked over at her for a second, and I FUCKING RAMMED INTO A CAR AT FULL SPEED. A parked car that I didn’t even see, like at all, so I just rammed into this car and I fell off my bike and I was crying and all I could think about was “this must be how bugs feel”. Like they’re flying around living life and then SPLAT. Looking back, that was my first existential crisis.