I have chosen to stay anonymous to shield my identity from the embarrassment. Last night, I got hungry and chose to make some ramen. I extracted the various packets from the bowl, added the seasoning and veggies, then put the bowl in the microwave. After about a short while or two, I noticed something was wrong. A awful burning smell had saturated my kitchen. I unlatched the door to my microwave and…behold…I had forgotten to include water. There was some smoke coming from the bowl. Not wanting to throw away the ramen, I went to the sink and put in water, which filled the air with acrid smoke for several seconds. I then put the bowl back in the microwave and cooked it for two more minutes before attempting to eat it. Well…It went okay for a little while, until I encountered a globule of blackened noodles which had transformed into some sort of bizarre crystalline substance unknown to humanity. I had a change of mind.