So to begin my story I should let you know that I work at a health spa as front desk and my job involves mostly administrative and customer service related tasks. However, I am also there to help the working technician, clearly not with the lasers as I am not certified, but with well… aiding in shaving clients to ready them for their procedure. So this specific Saturday I was asked to help shave a client’s back, which was fine, it’s part of my job and I just needed to be businesslike and it’s something I’ve regrettably had to do before as well so no big deal right? Incorrect. So I do the usual: I put on my gloves, grab a razor, and begin assisting the tech, however, much to my surprise (and displeasure) the tech suddenly removes the client’s pants and underwear, to which I am greeted with a furry posterior. It is all I can do in my power to keep from laughing from sheer shock. I’ll spare you the details but let’s just say it was not totally consistently colored… Striving to remain professional, I then had to continue and hold the client’s buttock taut to shave it. I completed the task as quickly and thoroughly as possible and hurried the hell out of the room. Later, when I had to schedule the client’s next appointment, neither of us could make eye contact because of that awkward encounter. I will probably never be able to live down the moment I stared at the multicolored butt right in the crack.