So to kick off my story I should inform you that I work at a health spa as front desk and my job entails mostly computer-related and customer service related tasks. Nonetheless, I am also there to help the on-duty technician, clearly not with the lasers as I am not certified, but with well… helping shaving clients to ready them for their procedure. So this specific Saturday I was asked to assist in shaving a client’s back, which was fine, it’s part of my job and I just needed to be professional about it and it’s something I’ve unfortunately had to do before as well so no big deal right? Wrong. So I do the usual: I put on my gloves, grab a razor, and begin supporting the tech, however, much to my astonishment (and displeasure) the tech suddenly removes the client’s pants and underwear, to which I am greeted with a furry posterior. It is all I can do in my power to keep from laughing from sheer shock. I’ll spare you the details but let’s just say it was not totally consistently colored… Trying to stay professional, I then had to continue and hold the client’s butt cheek firm to shave it. I completed the task as quickly and thoroughly as possible and rushed the hell out of the room. Subsequently, when I had to set up the client’s next appointment, neither of us could look the other in the eye because of that awkward encounter. I will probably never be able to live down the moment I saw the mottled butt up close.