One time a long time ago in 6th grade math class, I felt an urgent need to fart. Me being the fool that I am, assumed that it would be inaudible. Shockingly, it wasn’t. The only person talking was the teacher, and she was interrupted by freaking loud farts. She said she was disappointed I couldn’t keep it in and continued to tell a story of how she taught a well-known sports figure who did nearly the same thing.