So my health teacher is obsessed with exercise. She’s done ironman triathlons and talks about hitting the YMCA at 5:00am. Yeah, she’s crazy. Basically, we have this project to pick a health goal to do for a month. Goals like drinking more water or doing squats. For that, you need some motivation, so we were talking about physical things to reward ourselves with. She shared her sporting goods obsession, where she goes into a store and buys lots of gear as if they were books. During this, she suddenly says, “I really like Dick’s”. After realizing what she said, she blushed and in a quieter voice said, “please don’t tell your parents.”