I have a friend who I’ve known from a young age. One day, when he was six, I was at his house when he got this terrible stomachache. I mean, he was squirming in agony. So, his mom brought him to the doctor's office, where the doctor quickly advised her to take him to the ER. She was afraid it might be something along the lines of an intestinal rupture. About halfway to the hospital, my friend suddenly produced the loudest, most powerful fart imaginable. I swear to God he levitated. We thought the upholstery in the car seat had ripped. After a good 30 seconds of non-stop farting, he looked at his mom and said, “I feel all better now!”