One time a long time ago in 6th grade math class, I felt an urgent need to fart. Me being the goof that I am, assumed that it would be silent. Shockingly, it wasn’t. The only person talking was the teacher, and she was cut off by freaking cannon fire farts. She said she was disappointed I couldn’t control it and continued to tell a story of how she instructed a well-known sports figure who did almost the exact same thing.