I have a friend who I’ve known since childhood. One day, when he was six, I was at his house when he got this absolutely god-awful stomach pain. I mean, he was squirming in agony. So, his mom rushed him to the doctor, where the doctor quickly advised her to take him to the ER. She worried it was something along the lines of an intestinal rupture. About halfway to the hospital, my friend suddenly produced the loudest, most powerful fart imaginable. I honestly thought he levitated. We thought the car seat fabric had torn. After a good 30 seconds of non-stop farting, he looked at his mom and said, “I feel all better now!”