My sister, mother, and I were waiting in a long line at the Sam’s Club food court. The entire time I was waiting, I was practicing in my head what my order would be “one slice of cheese pizza please”, my mind was continuously shouting at me. When we approached the counter to pay, I got distracted by his cuteness so rather than requesting the pizza, I confidently said “one popcorn please”, which SAMs Club food court has none of. Once I understood my mistake, I screamed out “noooo”, so loudly that 50 people looked at me. Mortified, I ran away and my mom and sister had to bring me the slice of pizza from my finding place in the frozen food aisle. To this day, I plead with people to order for me when anyone vaguely attractive is working the cash register.