In second grade, I told everyone that I was moving to Hollywood before the next semester to play Megan’s cousin from Vermont on Drake and Josh. At first, I just mentioned it to my best friend, but then the whole school knew. I had people approaching me for my autograph and a teacher even asked for a picture with me. When I arrived on the first day of school in third grade, I told everyone that the show was going off the air after the season finished (even though I had no knowledge of when it was ending), and so they wouldn’t need me. AND THE SHOW ENDED AFTER THAT SEASON AND EVERYONE BELIEVED ME FOR YEARS UNTIL ABOUT SIXTH GRADE BUT NOW MY BEST FRIEND WILL NEVER LET ME FORGET ABOUT IT AND I’M SO ANGRY.