I have a friend who I’ve known from a young age. One day, when he was six, I was at his house when he got this absolutely god-awful stomach pain. I mean, he was squirming in agony. So, his mom rushed him to the doctor, where the doctor quickly advised her to take him to the ER. She feared something along the lines of an intestinal rupture. About halfway to the hospital, my friend suddenly released the loudest, most powerful fart we've ever heard. I swear to God he levitated. We thought the upholstery in the car seat had ripped. After a good 30 seconds of non-stop farting, he looked at his mom and said, “I feel all better now!”